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  1. Used Coins

    A boss said to his secretary, "I want to have SEX with you I will make it very fast. I'll throw $1000 on the floor, by the time you bend down to pick it I'll be done." She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend then said to her, do it but "Ask him for $2000, pick up the money very fast he wouldn't even have enough time to undressed himself." So she agrees. Half an hour goes by, the boyfriend decides to call girlfriend, he asks, "what happened?" She responds, "The Bastard used coins I'm still picking and he is still fucking!"

    Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
  3. A cowboy walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees that it’s filled with 10 bucks. He guesses there must be at least ten thousand dollars in it. He approaches to the barman and asks, “What is that money in the jar for?” “Wel,you pay 10 bucks, and if you pass three tests, you get all the money in the jar and the best horse of Texas.” The man certainly isn’t going to pass this up, so he asks, “What are the three tests?” “You gotta pay first,” says the barman,”those are the rules.” So, after thinking it over a while, the man gives the barman 10 bucks which he stuffs into the jar. “Okay,” says the barman, “Here’s what you need to do: FIRST TEST: You have to drink a whole quart of tequila, in 60 seconds or less, and you can’t spew.” SECOND TEST: There’s a bull chained in the back with a bad tooth. You have to remove that tooth with your bare hands.” THIRD TEST: There’s a 80-year old lady upstairs who’s never had sex. You have to take care of that problem.” The cowboy is amazed! “I know I paid my 10 bucks, but I’m not imbecile! I won’t do it! You’d have to be nuts to drink a quart of tequila and then do all those other things!” “Your decision,” says the barman, “but, your money stays where it is…” As time goes on, the cowboy has a few more drinks and finally says, “Where’s the damn tequila?!” He grabs the bottle with both hands and drinks it as fast as he can… Tears stream down both cheeks(but he doesn’t spew)and he drinks it in 56 seconds! Next, he staggers out the back door where he sees the bull chained to a pole. Soon, guys inside the bar hear loud growling, screaming, and sounds of a terrible fight,then nothing but silence! Just when they think that the cowboy surely must be dead, he staggers back into the bar. His clothes are ripped to shreds and he’s bleeding from bites and gashes all over his body. Drunken cowboy says, “Now…, where’s that old woman with the bad tooth?”
  4. dip

    Hi, ALL I have been a Graardorian until Graardor birth 22 years ago. Call me dip. dip to dip!
  5. Hello

    x + Y = + ~
  6. Ablazing

    Wellcom A
  7. Random Server Pictures

    Barnsley fern created using ......."CHAOS Game"......
  8. Problem loading the client

    Why dont you try to remove the cache and re-try. The cache is located at "C:\users\youruser\graardor\" Delete all of the contents of that then re-try to run the file.