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A cowboy walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees that it’s filled with 10 bucks. He guesses there must be at least ten thousand dollars in it.

He approaches to the barman and asks,

“What is that money in the jar for?” 

“Wel,you pay 10 bucks, and if you pass three tests, you get all the money in the jar and the best horse of Texas.” 

The man certainly isn’t going to pass this up, so he asks, “What are the three tests?” 

“You gotta pay first,” says the barman,”those are the rules.”

So, after thinking it over a while, the man gives the barman 10 bucks which he stuffs into the jar.

“Okay,” says the barman,

“Here’s what you need to do: 

FIRST TEST: You have to drink a whole quart of tequila, in 60 seconds or less, and you can’t spew.” 

SECOND TEST: There’s a bull chained in the back with a bad tooth. You have to remove that tooth with your bare hands.” 

THIRD TEST: There’s a 80-year old lady upstairs who’s never had sex. You have to take care of that problem.”

The cowboy is amazed! “I know I paid my 10 bucks, but I’m not imbecile! I won’t do it! You’d have to be nuts to drink a quart of tequila and then do all those other things!”

“Your decision,” says the barman, “but, your money stays where it is…”

As time goes on, the cowboy has a few more drinks and finally says, “Where’s the damn tequila?!” 

He grabs the bottle with both hands and drinks it as fast as he can… 

Tears stream down both cheeks(but he doesn’t spew)and he drinks it in 56 seconds!

Next, he staggers out the back door where he sees the bull chained to a pole. Soon, guys inside the bar hear loud growling, screaming, and sounds of a terrible fight,then nothing but silence!

Just when they think that the cowboy surely must be dead, he staggers back into the bar. His clothes are ripped to shreds and he’s bleeding from bites and gashes all over his body. 

Drunken cowboy says, “Now…, where’s that old woman with the bad tooth?”

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